Honeywell: What? Balbricker: [through the wall] You *freak*! Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. It's a disgrace. Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Honeywell: [Voice slowly increasing in volume] Well, if I heard of herty-gerty, I would think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH! But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole? Wendy Williams: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*!-- Wendy Williams Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Beulah Balbreaker. Mr. Carter! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Somebody get me the principal! Honeywell: [as Balbricker continues down the stairs] Take your moral turpitude and stick up your old gazoo, Beulah! Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. TV Lover. Surprisingly, the showcase practical jokes are still funny: the Everglades encounter with Cherry Forever, the hole in the girls' shower, and Beulah Balbricker, the humongous gym teacher. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Balbricker: [Hissing] What did you call me? The internet has connected us all together and we’ve learned anything about this planet, at this time at least, it’s that everyone is really easily offended. Sep 5, 2014 - " I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" - Oscar Wilde Johnny depp is the love of my life, Oscar Wilde is a God. Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. [Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there]. Balbricker : Now, Mr. Carter. Nancy Anne Parsons (January 17, 1942 – January 5, 2001) was an American actress. I know it's him. Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. Balbricker: [as she starts down the stairs past them] Look at this. Honeywell: [as Balbricker continues down the stairs] Take your moral turpitude and stick up your old gazoo, Beulah! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Absolutely hilarious!! Quotes. Balbricker: [Tommy is struggling to get free] You disgusting, little, filthy, *pervert*! It's located in Illinois, United States.All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts! Balbricker: [See's Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down] Miss Honeywell, do you mind? Balbricker: I've got you *NOW*, TOMMY TURNER! It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at … But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Balbricker: [as she starts down the stairs past them] Look at this. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. I am not taking a shower with you. Billy: That's it. If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer. Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. 01:10:58 "It was last seen hanging out in … Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. I know it's him. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Balbricker: [See's Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down] Miss Honeywell, do you mind? Gee, I don't know, Lynn. ", Balbricker: [Balbricker has a strong grip on Tommy Turner's penis through the shower room wall]. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Porky's. Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal. Honeywell: [Getting in her face] Yeah? Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I'll have you fired for moral turpitude! Wendy Williams: Mr. Carter, I will not stand here and be accused of having a *boner*! I don't like to … Honeywell: [as Balbricker continues down the stairs] Take your moral turpitude and stick up your old gazoo, Beulah! Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to … Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. MOVE! Well it's certainly better than stomping and waddling around like a frilly hippopotamus, Beulah! Tommy accidentally runs into Beulah Balbricker with a massive condom. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Clark displays a sense of timing and, perhaps rarer still, a sense of male friendship--its brutalities and its bonds--that feels right, not artificial. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. It doesn't matter if it is from a romance or comedy, what do you think the best line ever said in a fillm was and why? Coach Brakett: [Stands up, concerned] Moral turpitude? Honeywell: [Quietly but sarcastically] Do I mind what? We live in a strange time. She was best known for her role as Beulah Balbricker in the 1982 cult film Porky's and its sequels, as well as Ida in Motel Hell (1980). I know this is completely unorthodox. I know you're in there. (1985) and a remake of the original titled Porky's Pimpin' Pee Wee (2009). [Runs upstairs pulling him by his hand, making him stumble up with her], Browse more character quotes from Porky's (1981), Balbricker has a strong grip on Tommy Turner's penis through the shower room wall, Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there, See's Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down, Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him, Runs upstairs pulling him by his hand, making him stumble up with her. Honeywell: [Voice slowly increasing in volume] Well, if I heard of herty-gerty, I would think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH! I know this is completely unorthodox. I know this is completely unorthodox. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 01:10:47 "Do not attempt to apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous." Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. It's a Small size geocache, with difficulty of 3, terrain of 1.5. Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Porky's is a 1981 teen sex comedy film written and directed by Bob Clark about the escapades of teenagers in 1954 at the fictional Angel Beach High School in Florida.The film influenced many writers in the teen film genre and spawned two sequels: Porky's II: The Next Day (1983) and Porky's Revenge! Movie Buff. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I know this is completely unorthodox. And it is a menace. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. You're suspended indefinitely! Get off the floor, now! Read your contract, Miss Honeywell! I'll have you fired for moral turpitude! Now listen: we have got to … Balbricker: [Yelling] Who do you think you're talking to? You filthy little pervert. Balbricker : [Sees Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down] Miss Honeywell, do you mind? Balbricker: [Louder] Moral turpitude! And I'm taking you to the principal! You dirty little *dickhead*! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Quotes [Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library] Billy: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. 11584. Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it? Jun 9, 2012 - Porky's is the kind of movie that sticks with a pre-teen forever. Honeywell : [Quietly but sarcastically] Do I mind what? I never seen so much wool. Quotes Coach Goodenough: [During a basketball drill, Tim clearly trips Brian] [He blows his whistle] Coach Goodenough: Cavanaugh, get off the floor! Honeywell: [Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him] You butt out! It could be a sad goodbye or a great one-liner. Somebody get me the principal! Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. Honeywell: Beulah. Guy Quotes #26 (GC57663) was created by The 0ld Goat on 6/17/2014. Porky's (1981) clip with quote Boy, Miss Balbricker, Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. You could knit a sweater. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. Gee, I don't know, Lynn. Porky's Revenge - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Balbricker: [Louder] Moral turpitude! It's a disgrace. Jun 27, 2014 - Actress. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Pee Wee Morris: All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts! November 16. She had two siblings -- Mary Jean Parsons and Theresa Mae Macrae née Parsons. Nancy Parsons (I) (1942–2001) Nancy Parsons. Beulah Balbricker: They all had BONERS!. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Honeywell: [Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him] You butt out! Nancy Parsons was born in Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota, to Mary Margaret née Samsa and Charles Walter Parsons. Honeywell: [Quietly but sarcastically] Do I mind what? Coach Brakett: [Stands up, concerned] Moral turpitude? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. One might even go so far as to call it sticky. Porky's (1981) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Honeywell: [Getting in her face] Yeah? Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. ~ Porky's (1981) | Video clips by quotes, clip | 6e31bb53-548e-47ac-a049-354315f3b5db | 紗. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Coach Brakett: [Stands up, concerned] Moral turpitude? [Beulah Balbricker has accused Billy and his friends of watching porn in the school library] Billy: Miss Balbricker, with all due respect.That's your opinion. The two of you squirming around like a pair of eels in heat. Balbricker: [Yelling] Who do you think you're talking to? Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. Hands down, the funniest scene in the movie. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School. Porky's (1981) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. He's a contemptible little pervert who... Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. 01:10:40 "Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker." That's your opinion. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. Porky's Revenge clip with quote Balbricker'? and Reverend Flavel … I have a thing for clever things... that wasn't very clever^ Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. Read your contract, Miss Honeywell! The two of you squirming around like a pair of eels in heat. Voila! No one who plays like that plays for me! Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. Flavel, with the help of Beulah Balbricker, the girls gym teacher at Angel Beach High School, tries to shut the Shakespeare Festival down, but Mrs. Morris, the drama teacher at Angel Beach High School, refuses to end the production and Miss Balbricker has them go to see Mr. Carter, the principal, and he defends Shakespeare and then tells Reverend Flavel to "Get the flock out of here!!" The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. Balbricker: [Hissing] What did you call me? And that mole is the key to it. She appeared in the original Porky's in 1981, where her character 'Beulah Balbricker' first appeared. Finally, the Porky's script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the 80's sex comedy movie. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. Balbricker: Moral turpitude. Balbricker : Now, Mr. Carter. Beulah Ball-breaker. Coach Goodenough: Bullshit, that was no accident! See more » Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Brian Schwartz: When you're Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta shit. That. Balbricker: [Louder] Moral turpitude! Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Honeywell: [Voice slowly increasing in volume] Well, if I heard of herty-gerty, I would think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH! 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